Wow

Well, again I haven't posted in a long, LONG time. I guess this blogging thing is all that it is cracked up to be. Thus far, I don't really have anything exciting to talk, complain, or whine about. My life is quite pitiful and sad. I still get quite annoyed with stupid, everyday people doing stupid, everyday things. Ohhhh.....

I do have something to complain about. Today is voting day. I used to be real big on voting and doing your part to better society, the government, blind children, etc. I have since grown to realize that the problem with voting is that people are voting. Per the last couple of years, I have discovered that most people aren't worth the air they breathe. Thus, no matter if I vote or who I vote for, the masses will still elect some ignorant retard because they want somebody like themselves. Therefore, I have decided to quite voting until further notice. Not because I don't believe in the voting process or power to the people. It's that I don't trust or believe in the people. There are plenty of candidates and issues that I feel very passionate about, but knowing that the majority of people out there have their heads so far up their ass, they can hear an echo, why bother fighting it with more ignorance? The problem today is that everything that is supposed to be right with the world and society, is completely wrong. Voting is supposed to be a worth-while activity to better your fellow man and progress society in a good way. Now, I find sitting on the toilet more during the course of a day gives me much better satisfaction and progresses society at an equal rate the people do.

Pisstons

Well, you probably know that my beloved Cavs lost to Detroit. First point I want to make is that, I would have loved for the Cavs to advance, however it isn't there time yet. There is NOBODY there to help LeBron and until there is, this is about how far we'll go. Now, onto my rant...

The Detroit Pisston's.
1st) I hate the team, the players, the fans, everything. I have never seen more useless carbon life-forms in my life than when the tv panned the bench for Detroit. (well, except for the Bush family)
2nd) The Wallace boys. Rasheed, do us all a favor and go away, forever. You are not cool, you are not important, you look like a criminal and act like one to. Where do you get off thinking it's okay to just run your mouth whenever you feel like it? You are nothing special, and never will be. Your time on earth would be better served as shark food. Ben, you are a great defensive player but your offense is horrendous, as is your face after every play. No, you aren't fouled just because you didn't get your way. You aren't always innocent.
3) Taysheen Prince. Didn't you star in that alien movie with Charlie Sheen? I think it was call "The Arrival".
4) Chauncey Billups. You are a pompass, arrogant prick. Take your "I'm the only important person on earth" attitude and shove it straight up your ass. Yes you guys are a good team. But you are by no means anywhere near the greats of all time, and you as a person aren't even on the charts. Quit thinking you are something special. For as good as you think you are, you almost lost the series to the Cavs! We have Lebron James and....nobody else! We were lucky to get past the first round. So don't give me that crap that you weren't worried. If you weren't, you damn well should have been and I only hope Miami whips your ass so hard, you can't sit for a year.
5) The rest of the team (except Flip Saunders)...I hate you. Pisston off.
6) The fans. I think before you all should be allowed to enjoy this team and this sport. Try and remember the debacle of last year with the brawl. You as well, are nothing special.

I have nothing further at this time.

Go Cavs!

I am a witness. Are you?

Housework

Okay, let me start off by saying, I have absolutely NO skills in fixing just about anything. If a piece of paper tears, what do I do? Staple, tape, caulk, putty, burn? I dunno. Anyway, so I am trying to update my 80's looking house by changing out the light fixtures. In my bathroom, there was one of those old "light-box" deals. You know, the light-coffin looking thing. Anyway, after ripping it out of the wall (which was quite enjoyable) I noticed there was no light box to mount the new light fixture to. Just a hole in the wall with some wires sticking out. (BTW, don't lick the ends of those wires, trust me.) So, after spending hours upon hours in home depot, I found this little doohicky (yes, that is the actually on the box) that you stick into the hole and it expands into the studs. Oh, I forgot to mention, that the only studs I could see was the one in the mirror...bazzing!

Anyway, so after getting this electrical-box-stud-mounter-hanger in place, I patched the hole I had made with a patching kit and spackle. Sanded, painted and was ready to hand the light fixture. Then I noticed, the screws that came with the light fixture don't fit into the hole of the electric box. I also happen to notice that the light fixture came with dry-wall mounts, which look like really hard earplugs. Needless to say, I had to cut open the wall again, remove the stud-mounter thing, and then re-patch the wall. Only this time, I couldn't actually use a patch kit because the hole I had just created was big enough for interstellar transportation. So, off to Home Depot again to buy drywall.

After buying a piece of drywall, cutting it to size, spackling it place and sacrificing a small child in the name of Plast (the ancient Indian god of drywall) I was able to finally mount the light fixture.

The moral of the story is, if you have to do work on your home, don't. It's not worth it.
Cost of light fixture = $50
Cost of 1st set of materials = $100
Cost of 2nd set of materials = $30
Cost of labor = 5-7 years off my life plus $20 for counseling
Total cost = $200+
Value added to house = $5

Been a while

Well, I haven't posted here in a while. Part of that was because I was deciding how much fun it would be to have a blog, then trying to decide what I should "blog" about. But mainly, I'm just a lazy bitch. My goal is to eventually get to the point where my blog is a dump of thoughts, feelings, fluids, etc. Currently, given the people I work with and know, I am not yet comfortable establishing that train of destruction as I'm sure, what's in my head isn't always going to be pleasing to everyone. But that is after all, the charm of blogs is it not? A way to quickly jot whatever you want down in an anonymous format? That's why most people peruse through blogs, to vicariously watch, while the whole world dies.

Stupidity

I find everyday more and more stupid people in the world and wonder how and why they continue to breathe. I can confidently say, "I work with morons". At first, I thought I was becoming elitist in thinking that way but the more and more I come to work, the more and more they prove their stupidity to me. Here's an example, I work with a person whose title is "webmaster". This title infers a certain amount of knowledge relating to the mastery of web related things. Most people would agree, a person with this title would be able to construct webpages. Well, the other day this "webmaster" needed my help in figuring out how to create a hyperlink for a picture. Not just, "hey man, where is the picture in this code so I can link it", but "I don't know how to create links, can you show me". What frustrates me the most about this is that this person gets paid quite a bit more than I do, and received this job above myself. Yet somehow, he needs my help in figuring out the basics. This is quite stupid in of itself, but the fact that this dude was actually hired by another person, for the position of "web(fucking)master". So in conclusion, not only is this idiot completely stupid, so are the people that allowed him move past the HR desk, and those that eventually hired him to essentially take up space and breathe.

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